Gathered from everyday life. Everything happened for real.
1. Kid, about 14 years who just started shaving: Tita, nagshave ka din ba?
Tita: No, why?
Kid, about 14 years who just started shaving: Kasi wala na yung bigote mo
2. Mom, about to take the nursing licensure exam: Kid, wish me luck, sana pumasa ako
Kid: Okay lang mommy, kung di ka pumasa, pwede ka namang magtinda ng isda sa palengke
3. Same mom to second kid: Kid 2, sana pumasa ako
Kid 2: Kung di ka pumasa ngayon, pwede ka ulit mag exam next year. At least alam mo na yung sagot
4. 6-year old kid: Happy birthday, Tita! Ilang taon ka na?
Tita: Thank you! I'm 25 years old
6-year old kid: Tita, pagtanda ko ba, patay ka na?